Cgarette Curriculum Vitae

General Information:

Name: Cigarette
Date & Place of Birth: Central America, around the 9th century
Nationality: Multinational
Marital Status: Widow (since 5 million smokers die every year)
Address: Mouths of 1 billion smokers all over the world.

Spoken Languages:

All languages

Experience:

- Killing one in 10 adults globally, causing four million deaths ( Every 8 seconds, someone dies from smoking).
- Getting the single largest preventable cause of disease and premature death. (Smoking is a prime factor in heart disease, stroke and chronic lung disease. Besides, it can cause and contributes to many cancers).
- Responsible for at least a quarter of all deaths from heart diseases and about three-quarters of world's chronic bronchitis.
- Getting a risk factor for 6 of 8 leading cause of death in the world.
- Killing more than 5 million people which is much much more than HIV/Aids, tuberculosis, malaria combined.

Interests/ Hobbies:

- Destroying people organs, leading to their death. (smoking is expected to kill 1 in 6 people by 2030).
- Wasting people’s money (with 10 million cigarettes sold every minute)

Goals:

Looking forward to reduce people’s life. (Every cigarette smoked cuts at least five minutes of life on average - about the time taken to smoke it).

Enemies:

Smoking cessation products, particularly:

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